President Robert Mugabe's quotes that will make your libs pain.

                      Robert Mugabe Quotes 

 

 

• Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum & you realise witchcraft is real
  

  
  
• If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.
   
  
• Dont fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance.
   
  
• South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner
   
  
• I am still the Hitler of the time. This Hitler has only one objective: justice for his people, sovereignty for his people, recognition of the independence of his people and their rights over their resources. If that is Hitler, then let me be Hitler tenfold. Ten times, that is what we stand for.
  
• Our votes must go together with our guns. After all, any vote we shall have, shall have been the product of the gun. The gun which produces the vote should remain its security officer - its guarantor. The people's votes and the people's guns are always inseparable twins.
  

  
  

  
  
• If you take men and lock them in a house for five years and tell them to come up with two children and they fail to do that, then we will chop off their heads.
  

  
  
• I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.
   
  
• Mr Bush, Mr. Blair and now Mr Brown's sense of human rights precludes our people's right to their God-given resources, which in their view must be controlled by their kith and kin. I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neo-colonialists.
  

  
  
• The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.
   
  
• What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.
   
  
• The Commonwealth is a mere club, but it has become like an 'Animal Farm' where some members are more equal than others. How can Blair claim to regulate and direct events and still say all of us are equals?
   
  
• Don't drink at all, don't smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit.
   
  
• We have said we will never collapse, never ever. We may have our droughts, our poverty, but as a people we shall never collapse, never ever.
   
  
• We don't mind having sanctions banning us from Europe. We are not Europeans.
  

  
  
• If the choice were made, one for us to lose our sovereignty and become a member of the Commonwealth or remain with our sovereignty and lose the membership of the Commonwealth, I would say let the Commonwealth go.
   
  
• The land is ours. It's not European and we have taken it, we have given it to the rightful people... Those of white extraction who happen to be in the country and are farming are welcome to do so, but they must do so on the basis of equality.
  
  
• Our economy is a hundred times better, than the average African economy. Outside South Africa, what country is [as good as] Zimbabwe? ... What is lacking now are goods on the shelves-that is all.
  
  
• We have fought for our land, we have fought for our sovereignty, small as we are we have won our independence and we are prepared to shed our blood.... So, Blair keep your England, and let me keep my Zimbabwe.
  
  
• It's not possible that women can be at par with men,
  
  
• Only God who appointed me will remove me.
  
  
• The white man is not indigenous to Africa. Africa is for Africans. Zimbabwe is for Zimbabweans.
  
  
• The voice of Mr Bush and the voice of Mr Blair can't decide who shall rule in Zimbabwe, who shall rule in Africa, who shall rule in Asia, who shall rule in Venezuela, who shall rule in Iran, who shall rule in Iraq,
  
  
• How come Kony gets a viral video made about him and i don't
  
  
• It could never be a correct justification that, because the whites oppressed us yesterday when they had power, that the blacks must oppress them today because they have power